{"id":723,"date":"2010-12-07T14:54:51","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T19:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/?p=723"},"modified":"2010-12-07T14:54:51","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T19:54:51","slug":"crikey-were-on-regretsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/crikey-were-on-regretsy\/","title":{"rendered":"Crikey. We&#8217;re on Regretsy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tefillin Barbie is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regretsy.com\/2010\/12\/06\/channukah-sixth-night\/\">on Regretsy<\/a>, people. Given that Regretsy exists to mock the living daylights out of dreadful things on Etsy&#8230;lucky old us. <\/p>\n<p>The comments are particularly fine, I must say. It&#8217;s good to be reminded of how the world thinks from time to time.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I sell scalpels and blades because I teach scribes, and one thing scribes learn to do is erasing, and erasing takes the edge off a blade quicker than you can say &#8220;knife,&#8221; so to speak. <\/p>\n<p>Also, I charge $130 for her because she&#8217;s fiddly as all hell to put together and I don&#8217;t have a factory full of Korean six-year-olds to do it for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tefillin Barbie is on Regretsy, people. Given that Regretsy exists to mock the living daylights out of dreadful things on Etsy&#8230;lucky old us. The comments are particularly fine, I must say. It&#8217;s good to be reminded of how the world thinks from time to time. For the record, I sell scalpels and blades because I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,10],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crafts","category-tefillin-barbie","tag-regretsy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":724,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions\/724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}