{"id":497,"date":"2010-09-28T12:46:38","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T16:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/?p=497"},"modified":"2010-09-28T16:18:09","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T20:18:09","slug":"sights-from-the-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/sights-from-the-supermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"Sights from the Supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ETA: Lethargic_man points out that he too lives in a Jewish neighbourhood, in London, and none of this applies in his neighbourhood. I did not mean to imply that <i>all<\/i> Jews drink death-defying amounts of carbonated water on festivals, nor that all Jews are so environmentally oblivious that they use plastic for every meal &#8211; no, indeed. Just the ones near me! <\/p>\n<p>Back to the post:<\/p>\n<p>I live in rather a Jewish neighbourhood.<\/p>\n<p>This is how you know the Jews are having a holiday:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hasoferet.com\/images\/blog\/seltzer.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>Perfectly terrifying quantities of seltzer.<\/p>\n<p>This is how you know the holiday is Succot:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hasoferet.com\/images\/blog\/forks.jpg\" alt=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>Mind-boggling quantities of plastic forks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ETA: Lethargic_man points out that he too lives in a Jewish neighbourhood, in London, and none of this applies in his neighbourhood. I did not mean to imply that all Jews drink death-defying amounts of carbonated water on festivals, nor that all Jews are so environmentally oblivious that they use plastic for every meal &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-vie-soferet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":501,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}