{"id":1679,"date":"2013-05-29T21:00:15","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T01:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2013-05-29T21:00:15","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T01:00:15","slug":"drbr-29-in-which-proper-decorum-is-maintained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/drbr-29-in-which-proper-decorum-is-maintained\/","title":{"rendered":"DRBR 29: In which Proper Decorum is Maintained"},"content":{"rendered":"
Floating around in one of the drawers, I came across a printed leaflet. Can’t remember exactly the purpose of the leaflet–they’re usually solicitations for money–but it featured many pictures of rabbinical trips to Palestine, some of such magnificence that the text was at once forgotten.<\/p>\n
\"\"<\/a>Here is how one should visit the Western Wall. Nonchalence and a properly shiny topper are in order.<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>Proper headgear should also be worn by all concerned when a brit milah is performed.<\/p>\n

This, needless to say, is not a photograph of a rabbinical trip to Palestine. It’s an illumination on a thing listing “Baalei Berit,” members of the covenant; the content is somewhat less interesting than the costume details. Note also extremely long flowy but narrow tallitot with blue stripes, the piping on the trousers, and the high heels. <\/p>\n

The thing in the middle that looks like a parasol, however, is just where the paint has flaked off. This may disappoint some of you, but you should not feel in any way dissuaded from having parasols at your own brit milah ceremonies.<\/p><\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>Proper headgear for a baby is a sort of swaddling turban. Someone waving a knife at your nethers is no excuse for slacking off on standards.<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>Handlebar moustaches are encouraged.<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>When visiting the Pyramids, the morning-coat and top hat may be dispensed with. A suit and hat fit for the desert should be worn, provided a properly rabbinical demeanour is maintained. Also, make sure to have your photograph taken with a native* holding your camel, as this will make you look kingly and powerful.<\/div>\n

* Satirical language\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Floating around in one of the drawers, I came across a printed leaflet. Can’t remember exactly the purpose of the leaflet–they’re usually solicitations for money–but it featured many pictures of rabbinical trips to Palestine, some of such magnificence that the text was at once forgotten. Here is how one should visit the Western Wall. Nonchalence […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dispatches-from-the-rare-book-room"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1679"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1688,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions\/1688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}