{"id":1143,"date":"2011-11-23T20:35:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T01:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2011-11-23T20:35:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T01:35:15","slug":"well-looks-like-im-writing-a-mezuzah-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/well-looks-like-im-writing-a-mezuzah-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, looks like I&#8217;m writing a mezuzah tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought that crash was just Them Upstairs dropping something.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out it was the mezuzah falling off my bedroom door. I&#8217;d taken it off for a Hebrew school on Sunday, and apparently not stuck it back on hard enough.<\/p>\n<p>I found the mezuzah case some hours later, in the middle of the hall. That&#8217;s where the dog leaves things she&#8217;s stolen.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s empty.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t see the scroll anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Since mezuzot are made from parchment, and parchment is first cousin to rawhide, and the dog loves rawhide, I rather suspect that the dog has eaten it.<\/p>\n<p>There are few things more annoying than discovering that the dog has eaten your mezuzah. Perhaps first among them is discovering that the dog has eaten your <i>very small<\/i> mezuzah that it took you <i>hours and hours<\/i> to write and the accompanying realisation that you will have to do it <i>all over again<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The moral is: use nails instead of sticky pads when attaching mezuzot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought that crash was just Them Upstairs dropping something. Turns out it was the mezuzah falling off my bedroom door. I&#8217;d taken it off for a Hebrew school on Sunday, and apparently not stuck it back on hard enough. I found the mezuzah case some hours later, in the middle of the hall. That&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mezuzot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasoferet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}